Leonardo DiCaprio accepting his award for Best Actor in a Comedy for The Wolf of Wall Street at the 19th Annual Critic’s Choice Awards, January 16th, 2014
my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me
What do you mean the doors stuck, try jiggling the handle.
what I love so much about this scene is how they clearly had a PLAN for this
they’ve done this shit before
STORY IDEA: YOUR DOOR BELL RINGS AND ITS A PERSON FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE “I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER AND I KNOW HOW IT ENDS AND I WANNA CHANGE IT”
WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME
plot twist: the person who rings the doorbell is your favorite book character
Frozen + I bet you thought that was gonna be about a boy.
See I think this is exactly why people throw out that hyperbole that Frozen is “the first Disney movie that’s about family” or “the first Disney movie that isn’t about a guy.” Because of course every Disney fan knows that isn’t true. There’s some great Disney movies about family (like Lilo and Stitch for example). But here’s the thing - Frozen is the first movie that continually makes you think that it was going to be about a guy and then just goes HAHA NOPE. And that’s why I think some people jump to say it was the ‘first movie about family’ because it tricked them into thinking it was going to be a completely different movie.
My favorite thing about Frozen is that the plot is literally just two sisters learning to understand each other’s perspective and then a little bit of Disney redefining its message about what kinds of relationships we should strive for.
this one wins
ORLANDO PLS YOUR SASS
reblogging for the sass and legolas in a hoodie
STOP BEING CUTE
I feel like the minute he puts the wig on, he’s not Orlando anymore. Legolas has took over him
if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusementUNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES